I needed to pick up a bunch of things from Best Buy to get my home entertainment system setup in my new place, so I went ahead and jumped on The T, which is Boston’s train system like the Muni back in SF. It proved to be a very highly enjoyable experience because there were hot bitches galore on it. After my first week here I was ready to rename Boston “Butterbeantown” because I had noticed a lot of extremly fit girls with slamming bodies who had faces I’d rather not look at, hence the addition of “butter” to the city’s Beantown nickname.
However, things have been improving exponentially over the past few days with today’s experience on The T really changing my mind about the quality of women in this city. The best thing is that I’ve been told that things get a billion times better once September comes around and the college girls start flooding the city. I can’t wait!
Yeah, yeah, this is like the millionth time I’ve been re-energized to start losing weight again, but this time it’s f’real f’real. Now that I’m mostly settled in here in Boston I figure it’s a good time to start focusing on fixing my more personal issues starting with getting back in shape in addition to my massive debt reduction that started six months ago (my credit card debt is down to around $7.5k compared to $20k+ at the beginning of this year). As always, you can follow my progress here. My starting stats for this new attempt are as follows: 331.4 lbs, 39.6% body fat, Visceral Fat Rating = 24.
Went and saw Pineapple Express yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed the movie. In particular, I thought it was pretty pimp that he was straight up dating some high school chick. I was so impressed with that elite pimp move that I just had to name the actress who played the high school girl, the lovely Amber Heard, my Babe of the Week. The only downer is that she’s really 22 and that kind of kills that high school girlfriend fantasy some because who really wants to date some high school chick that’s been held back four years? I can only take so much stupidity in my life before I would go crazy.
If you’ve been following my Tweets then you should know by now that I’m leaving the San Francisco Bay Area and moving to Boston. After six and a half wonderful years at Visual Concepts I’ve decided to call it quits and take on a great new opportunity & challenge as a lead designer for Play Hard Sports.
It was by far the hardest decision I’ve yet made in my life to leave both VC and the bay area, but this new opportunity was impossible to pass up and is a change that I needed to make both personally and professionally. While it really saddens me to leave so many great friends and my younger brother John behind, I’m looking forward to and am immensely excited about what my future beholds. I’ll post more when I get there, as I’m doing this from my iPhone at the Oakland airport waiting for my flight to board.
The movie was horrible, but I kinda enjoyed that direct-to-video Dukes of Hazzard movie just because I was a big fan of the girl that played Daisy Duke — April Scott. She was just really sexy in it and I couldn’t get enough of her glorious midsection or lovely ta-ta’s. April is definitely a girl that I would break my dick off from banging out non-stop for weeks because I’d never want to stop. And that’s why she’s a perfect Babe of the Week.
First off, let me just say what everyone else has already said…The Dark Knight is a phenomenal movie and is arguably the best comic book movie ever released. I still haven’t seen Iron Man yet, but I do like it more than anything else that I have seen. The whole direction they took the movies starting with Batman Begins was genius, Bale does an awesome job as Bruce Wayne/Batman and Heath Ledger deserves Oscar consideration for his role as The Joker. My only complaint about the movie is that the female lead just wasn’t hot enough. I’m sorry but Donnie Darko’s sister just isn’t attractive enough to be a superhero’s love interest. Just doesn’t work for me! Other than that, though, it’s a wicked awesome movie.
With that out of the way, I’m here to make my prediction as to what it’ll finish with at the box office domestically. It’s currently at an estimated $394 million, making it already the 8th highest grossing moving of all time after three weeks. There’s talk of whether or not it can take down Titanic, but, as most experts agree, I don’t think it really has a chance. Where will it fall then? My guess is that it’ll fall in at #2 with an all-time domestic box office gross of $516,533,518 (+/- 5%). Putting it about $56 million ahead of Star Wars but still about $84 million short of the movie where Leo dies like a little bitch at the end because he doesn’t have enough meat on him to withstand the cold water unlike his chubby, rich, and well-fed girlfriend.
Here’s a Babe of the Week for those looking for women instead of little girls (or maybe like them both) — top import model Sunisa Kim. She’s a tremendously hot model that’s half Thai, half Cambodian, and 100% “I wanna fuck the shit out of” in every sense of the phrase. Oh, yeah, and I’m finally caught the hell up and am no longer behind on Babe of the Week!
If you believe that stereotype about Mexican girls popping out kids early, then there’s something wrong with Babe of the Week Selena Gomez because she’s already 16 years old and has yet to get knocked up. One of her contemporaries, Jamie Lynn Spears, has already managed to add fuel to the white trash stereotypes, so what’s holding lil Miss Gomez back? Hell, she doesn’t even have as many scandelous photo scandels as her fellow Disney star Miley yet. I guess she’s just a late bloomer. But if she really puts her mind to it, I bet there’s no stopping her from having six kids and balloon up to 200 lbs by the age of 24.
July turned out to be a really good month as far as unique visitors are concerned even though I’ve been really flaky with updates. For the month there were over 100K hornballs that found their way onto my blog, mostly trying to see Rock of Love chicks without their clothes on or to see if Extenze worked in adding length & girth to my cock (it didn’t really). But, yeah, I’m way behind on Babe of the Week, but promise to get a couple up this weekend to catch me up. Also, I have some HUGE HUGE HUGE announcements to make in the coming days so stay tuned.
I’m really behind, but I have a good excuse. I’ve been really busy with work and when I’m not at work I’ve been occupied with my alcoholism and masturbation addiction. I’m certain many of you regular visitors have similar hang ups so you understand where I’m coming from.
Fear no more as I’ve finally made the time to post last week’s Babe of the Week right as this week is almost over. Her name is Brenda Song and she’s the hot little Asian number that stars as London Tipton on some lame ass Disney Channel show I’ve been watching while heavily intoxicated lately. This week’s babe will be posted shortly.
I forced myself into the gym this morning only to find out that some jackass somehow switched the treadmill to the metric system and that’s just thrown off my whole mojo for the day. I just can’t think in meters or kilometers and it’s too stressful trying to figure out how fast I should set the machine to in KPH when I normally try to jog at a 5 MPH pace. Then when I find a pace that feels the same, shit still doesn’t feel right because I’m reaching the quarter mile marks much quicker than normal. Well, that’s because it’s a quarter of a kilometer and not a mile. It’s just threw me off and I’m not sure if I’ll recover from it today. I’m kind of wishing I would’ve followed my gut and skipped the workout so I would have time to hit up McDonald’s for breakfast.
I’ve been a little too occupied with being at work 16 hours a day to post a new Babe of the Week, but thankfully that Hannah Montana chick is such a little whore that she has a provided me an easy little update for all you pervs out there like the dude that I work with that gave me these. You can see the pics past the break.
Alright, so she’s a hot girl. Whatever, plenty of those out there. What really separates Olivia Munn from the rest of the pack is that she’s not only hot but is also funny as hell and is a sarcastic little bitch that is in the gaming industry, models and is into sports.
Umm, I think I might have to buy this girl a diamond ring and propose even though I’ve never even met her. In the meantime, while she’s waiting to become the next Mrs. Dave Z, she gets to be my Babe of the Week.
The first peak was thanks to the traffic from people looking to check out Shauvon’s lovely knockers and then the massive increase in April was thanks to people wanting to see The Rock of Love’s Kristy Joe Muller in all her naked glory. I’m still not even close to getting the 250K plateau I was reaching back before the site first closed down, but who cares, right?
If you’re a fan of the booty and love what bitches like Vida and J-Lo have to offer, then you will without question become a fan of Jaime Koeppe because this baby most definitely got back. I’m not ready to throw out any “best ass ever” awards, but this girl would undoubtedly be a finalist and that’s the main reason she’s my Babe of the Week.
I’ve always stated that I’ve been to 48 of the 50 States, but after really mapping out every single trip and move in depth I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve been wrong in my proclamation. Turns out that I’ve only been in 42 of the 50 States, with Alaska, Maine, Iowa, Kansas, Alabama, South Carolina, West Virginia & North Dakota being the States I’ve missed. I used to think it was just Alaska & Maine. Sadly, I’ve only gotten laid in a mere four of the 42 States I’ve ventured into. Now that’s a number that really needs to be improved upon even if it means banging hookers in all fifty. Anyway, here’s a breakdown of everywhere that I’ve been.
I’m just crazy busy at work these days trying to finish up NHL 2K9 for Wii, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. I think I’m averaging about 14-16 hours a day and am working all 8 days of each and every week. Oh, wait, there are only 7 days in a week? My bad, it just feels like more.
Anyway, that’s my excuse for the lack of content. I’ve actually had some interesting things that I would write about — including an impromptu adventure that had me end up in Vegas and winning $350 playing Texas Hold ‘Em Bonus — but I’ve been too busy with work to bother sharing. I figure you’ll forgive me since I have been updating Babe of the Week, including just now with my honoring Scarlett Johansson as this week’s chick you should be jerking it to.
My site is being a really huge pain in the ass right now and it’s taken me over a fucking hour just to update the Babe of the Week. This shit shouldn’t take more than five minutes tops, but the back end has just been ridiculously bad. So much so that I’m ready to break shit and start killing people. Lucky for you, I went through all this agonizing pain just so I could put up some really sexy pictures of the Brazilian hottie from The Incredible Hulk — Debora Nascimento. I’m not so sure all of you deserve this kind of love from me, but I do it anyway.
